Keep reminding yourself: I get what I think about, whether I want it or not.
~ Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’ “Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’
Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm (via sandysays
I went into lush on Thursday to get some Christmas presents and ask about shower gel for dry skin. She said the shower gel I could use on my hair to give it a really nice texture/shininess. I said I couldn’t really see how that worked and showed her my bald head under my hat as a laugh. She apologised and we started chatting about alopecia. As a joke I said, “you havent got a shampoo that magically grows back your eh, because I’d pay thousands for that?” And she looked at me and said “well…” So she shows me this shampoo they recommend to alopecia and. Chemotherapy patients that stimulates hair growth. A little pricey so I said I’d come back after Christmas because I couldn’t afford presents and hair products. So at the till ringing up my shit and she pops out this little envelope and said merry Christmas. Inside was one of the shampoo bars. I asked to give her a hug and was fucking jumping with glee. It is the nicest thing anyone has ever done in a shop. I love lush. I always have. But now i love them even more.
Thats just brought happy tears to my eyes. So lovely <3 BE KIND TO STRANGERS!
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The rape joke is that you were eight.
The rape joke is that at the time,
you didn’t know people had sex to express love.
The rape joke is that the only other person
who’d seen you naked was your mom.
The rape joke is that he called you ‘beautiful’ first.
The rape joke is that he held your hands together
and told you to ‘try harder’ when you struggled.
The rape joke is that you believed him
when he told you were overreacting.
The rape joke is that your grandma
called him a nice boy and asked him to stay for dinner.
The rape joke is that he winked at you
when you apologized to your parents for not coming
downstairs the first time you were called.
The rape joke is that his friends
high-fived him for “getting some.”
The rape joke is that you still don’t feel like
you’ve regrown the pieces he stole.
The rape joke is that he was conceived when his
dad slapped himself into his snoring mother.
The rape joke is that her friends told her
she was lucky someone wanted her.
The rape joke is that each year in the United States,
32,000 other women’s bellies
ripen with life against their will.
The rape joke is that he never learned
to touch without scarring.
The rape joke is that your classmate thinks
‘have you seen what asses look like in yoga pants?’
is an argument.
The rape joke is your new boyfriend kissing
you and telling you he ‘raped’ his math test.
The rape joke is that ‘Why are girls so scared of rape? Y’all should feel pride that a guy risked his life in jail just to fuck you’
is a popular Tweet right now.
The rape joke is that you wake up to
the memory of him laughing,
“now that wasn’t so bad, was it?”
The rape joke is that it’s been twelve years and
you still quiver when someone touches you.
The rape joke is that he hasn’t stopped laughing.
The rape joke is that you forgot how to.
The Rape Joke | Lora Mathis
Inspired by this
. (via soggypoetry
The rape joke isn’t funny and never has been (via conor-broberst
Earthscapes: The City Exposed – Sand Drawings by Andres Amador
'Write Life', 2010
oil on fabric covered foam, Japan clay, wood